100% hand‑painted. 0% AI. 99p.
I painted a burger. You can't eat it, but for 99p you can own it. The full-resolution JPG lands in your inbox immediately after purchase.
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FAQs
What do I get?
A non-edible burger, delivered via email.
Is it really painted by hand?
Yes. Minutes of painstaking brush strokes went into the creation. No AI. No prompting.
Why 99p?
Because a burger used to cost 99p, and this one still does. It's also a burger you can't eat, for less than a burger you can.
Is the burger refundable?
No. Produce whether edible or not is non-refundable. Also, it costs 99p...
What's stopping me taking a screenshot for free?
That would be theft. If theft over spending 99p is a choice, then there may be deeper issues to address.
What can I do with it?
- Set it as your wallpaper
- Print it
- Look at it on your lunch break
- Send it to a hungry friend or family member
- Frame it
- Stroke it
Other activities may apply. Please apply common sense when dealing with a painted burger.